Position Desired

Writer of unpopular fiction and unsalably-esoteric nonfiction seeks gainful employment.

While I have little-or-no experience with such occupations, I am a quick learner and am certain that I could easily master the complexities of a regular paycheck.

I’ve often heard people complain about the tedium of their jobs but, as my future employer, you need never fear hearing such carping from me. Indeed, I have yet to find any situation in which b…